February 2012
12 tags
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
First World Living | First world solutions to... →
truthb3t0ld:
patrick what am i?
uhh…stupid?
noo i’m Texas!
what’s the difference
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How to piss people off based on their zodiac sign. →
fire-raising:
racheldana:
asianmichelle:
alexasunshine:
caitlinemory:
How to piss people off based on their zodiac sign.
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them....
18 tags
whiteoppression:
rhymezone version of “creep”:
When you were here before Couldn’t You’re just like an angel You float like In a beautiful world I wish I was special You’re so fucking special But I’m I’m a What the hell am I doing here? I don’t here I don’t care if it hurts I wanna I want a perfect body I want a I want you to notice when I’m You’re so fucking special I wish I was...
1 tag
Pistol of Fire - Kings of Leon
eikaea:
epitaphofthetwilight:
rudewomenandprostitutes:
why cant religion and politics just stay away from each other
like get some of those plates little kids use to keep their food from touching
politics in one section religion in the other
The zoo-pals theory
6 tags
you took a part of me that i really miss.
